Let's just rename this thread "Other Humor"

By Steve Cole (Stevecole) on Friday, January 31, 2003 - 10:31 am: Edit

32: The following takes place between Segment 17-6A and Segment 18-6A on turn 4, round 7, at Origins. The events are shown in real time.

In our last episode:

Paul Scott: Displacement comes up in two impulses. Just got to hang on.

Tom Carroll: Tractors holding. Range 10,000. R-torp is armed... now...

By Jeff Tonglet (Blackbeard) on Friday, January 31, 2003 - 07:06 pm: Edit

There's the Klingon command ship that was converted to Romulan service, called the KRC.

What if the Feds capture a Klingon command ship? Would it be called the KFC?

By John Trauger (Vorlonagent) on Friday, January 31, 2003 - 08:28 pm: Edit

"We do Klingons Right"

By Christopher E. Fant (Cfant) on Friday, January 31, 2003 - 08:33 pm: Edit

(sobbing)

By Jeff Tonglet (Blackbeard) on Friday, January 31, 2003 - 08:59 pm: Edit

We are now accepting donations for the Save Cfant's Sanity Fund (SCS)

For those who want to donate, please send whatever credits you can spare. We will be sending our ships to your homeworld to collect payment.

And for those homeworlds who's governments will not donate, we will be sending our SCS collection ship anyway.

By Dave Morse (Dcm) on Friday, January 31, 2003 - 09:10 pm: Edit

Super!

By Christopher E. Fant (Cfant) on Friday, January 31, 2003 - 09:26 pm: Edit

now that is funny. :D

By Jeff Tonglet (Blackbeard) on Saturday, February 01, 2003 - 12:31 am: Edit

Speaking of funny, a guy has a heartattack and is taken to the hospital.

The doctors set up the heart shocker paddles.
The nurse looks through the pockets for his insurance card, and finds he works for the phone company.

The nurse tells the doctor: "I don't think you should use those electric paddles to jump start his heart".

Doc says "Why not?"

Nurse says "This patient is an operator for the phone company and takes collect calls all day. You might get hurt handling those big capacitors. He always reverses the charges."

Ducks and runs for cover. "Clear!"

By John Trauger (Vorlonagent) on Saturday, February 01, 2003 - 12:36 am: Edit

Hmmm...

If The Save Cfant's Sanity fund isn't enough. We'll just have to do it bigger with the...

Super Save Cfant's Sanity fund (SSCS).

Scout channel operators are standing by.

By Eric Stork (Merchant) on Saturday, February 01, 2003 - 01:29 am: Edit

To: Jeff Tonglet
From: Inspector Klouseau

I am Inspector Klouseau and I am on official police business.
I am sorry to inform yeuh, but Monsieur Swine Fant's sanity cannot be sa-ved. The rahson iz he has been under surveilance for a leong time due to
rheumors of an F&E addiction.
I 'ave tapes of him poundeng Kzinti counters into powder, leneng it up and inhaleng through a straw while singeng, "White Lines." He has also been ob-serv-ed selleng, "Fleet Bags," of this and ither powders, prahsumed to be former counters of ither races, for sometheng called, "Ec-on-om-ic Points."
I will be making my move to arrest Fant in the name of the leahw. It won't be easy, that iz why I have always failed where ithers have succeeded. I hope dis massage gets to yeuh before yeuh waste your money.

By Christopher E. Fant (Cfant) on Saturday, February 01, 2003 - 02:07 am: Edit

LOL...........


Man......I needed that.

By Jeff Tonglet (Blackbeard) on Saturday, February 01, 2003 - 11:52 am: Edit

Joe Butler, please delete my previous post (2/1/03, 12:31 AM)

The post that begins "Speaking of funny, a guy has a heart attack..."

After reading it again this morning, it's not nearly as funny as I thought it was with no sleep last night.

By Jeff Tonglet (Blackbeard) on Sunday, February 02, 2003 - 11:42 am: Edit

We now bring you back to your regularly scheduled pun-ch lines.

Swiss Family Romulan

By Loren Knight (Loren) on Sunday, February 02, 2003 - 11:57 am: Edit

Sub-Commander Sparticus.


"I'm Sparticus!"
"No I'm Sparticus!"
"No, It's me! I'm Sparticus!"

The Romulan Admiral turns to his weapons officer and orders the Heavy Torpedoes armed to enveloping mode. "Fire, and let them all burn!"

By Jeff Williams (Jeff) on Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 03:41 am: Edit

"Umm...Admiral...sir....Shouldn't we shotgun those plasmas instead if we wanna get 'em all??"

By Christopher E. Fant (Cfant) on Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 04:12 am: Edit

"Brought to you by 'Romulan R US', your neighborhood toy manufacturer."

The first this we should do is kill on the lawyers.

By Xander F (Dderidex) on Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 12:57 pm: Edit

PF 571?
Enveloping Pirate Orion?
Horatio Gornblower?
Romulan Crusoe?
Children of the Gorn?
Children of the Gorn II: The Final Shotgun?

By Scott Tenhoff (Scottt) on Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 01:25 pm: Edit

Western Themed

The Good, the Bad, The Andro.

2 Mules for Matriarch Sara. A quest to get 2 Mule Light Tactical Transports available to carry Sara, and her brood to safety

Starbase 3 (or Starbase 6, or Duke's Starbaes, or Count's Starbase, or Marquis's Starbase) reminicenst of "The Alamo")

Rooster Gornburn. A Paravian's tale against the Gorns.

Ka'hill, Klingon Marshall.

Pale Horseman. A mysterious White Horseman (Hydran CL) arrives to save a belegured colony from Lyran Overseers.

The Quick and the Fed. A tale of a Human, trapped on a Kzinti Hunting reserve.

High Warp Drifter

By Robert Cole (Zathras) on Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 01:32 pm: Edit

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Pale Horseman. A mysterious White Horseman (Hydran CL) arrives to save a belegured colony from Lyran Overseers.

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By Christopher E. Fant (Cfant) on Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 01:35 pm: Edit

The name of this topic has been officially changed right?

By Ryan Peck (Trex) on Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 01:51 pm: Edit

"Horatio Gornblower?"

I fear I may take that image to my grave.

By Daniel G. Knipfer (Dgknipfer) on Wednesday, February 05, 2003 - 06:59 am: Edit

RYAN! Think Family Entertainment!

By Xander F (Dderidex) on Wednesday, February 05, 2003 - 01:43 pm: Edit

*spew*

Oh, sorry, geez, I didn't even think....LOLOL

Hrm...how about:

The Lyran King
The Little Mauler
Battle Station and the Beast (a monster scenario!)
E.P.T. - The Extra-PlasmaTorpedo
My Big Fat Gorn Torpedo

By Alex Chobot (Alendrel) on Wednesday, February 05, 2003 - 01:51 pm: Edit

"My Big Fat Gorn Torpedo"
That's not helping!!