By Christopher E. Fant (Cfant) on Saturday, February 08, 2003 - 01:29 am: Edit

A movie about a Stinger squadron staking out a know repair depot?

"The Stinger"

By Ryan Peck (Trex) on Saturday, February 08, 2003 - 09:03 am: Edit

How about those films about Hydran con men during the depresson 'the sting' adn 'the sting II'. Starring Robert Redraxx

By John Trauger (Vorlonagent) on Sunday, February 09, 2003 - 02:05 pm: Edit

"Red-raxx! Red-raxxxx!"

No, I think that was a Hydran horror movie.

By Scott Tenhoff (Scottt) on Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 11:15 am: Edit

The topic that wouldn't die continues.

Hear "Shields and Magic Scatterpack" sung by that great Kzinti Performance artist - Elmer-who-sings-Fudd

"The Muttcracker" sung by the great reviver of the Kzin-Carinvon Campaigns - Tigger-who-scratches-Dogs

By Eric Stork (Merchant) on Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 05:01 pm: Edit

"The Swarm"

Story of the Seltorian attack on the Tholian Holdfast.

By Scott Tenhoff (Scottt) on Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 05:05 pm: Edit

"The Birds"

A story of Paravian's swarming an isolated Gorn Planet.

By David Lang (Dlang) on Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 05:12 pm: Edit

Scott, no that's the documentary on the Romulan 1st gen ships

By Aaron Gimblet (Marcus) on Wednesday, February 12, 2003 - 05:04 pm: Edit

Then theres the movie about the horror of Tholian Battlestation Assault..

"The Ring"

when you consider the layers of supported web surrounding the Dyson sphere, it becomes

"The Lord of the Rings"

Taking the Tholian proprensity for overdoing a good defense, let it be

"The Tholian always Rings Twice"

By John Trauger (Vorlonagent) on Wednesday, February 12, 2003 - 05:37 pm: Edit

I thought the "Lord of the Rings" was a Tholian DPW.

By Jeff Tonglet (Blackbeard) on Thursday, February 13, 2003 - 10:49 pm: Edit

It's dead, Jim.

By Dave Morse (Dcm) on Thursday, February 13, 2003 - 11:08 pm: Edit

"My Big Fat Gorn Wedding"
"Jane Goodall's Wild Kzintis" in stunning IMAX
Prominent white federation rapper becomes a movie star in: "8 hex"
Brutal Orion crimelord drafts his touchy feely ship's counsellor to become a phaser gunner in: "Energize This". And the obvious sequel "Energize That".
Teenie idol romatic fantasy in "Sweet Home Adara".
A documentary about statis field generators: "Die Another Day".
Touching cross-culteral romance between a hydran female slave on a klingon estate: "Maid in Methane".

By Jeff Tonglet (Blackbeard) on Thursday, February 13, 2003 - 11:12 pm: Edit

A romance between a Hydran female slave and a Klingon?

It must be getting late. I can't think of a punchline for that one.

By Robert Cole (Zathras) on Thursday, February 13, 2003 - 11:18 pm: Edit

A Hydran guard at a POW camp learns that not every Klingon is what he expects in: The Green Mile

A Tholian slowly realizes that his entire life has been a sham for Klingon entertainment: The Tru'm'an Show

A Kzinti criminal is sent back in time to try and stop the Klingons from combarding his world in: 12 Klingons

By David Kass (Dkass) on Thursday, February 13, 2003 - 11:18 pm: Edit

Especially since I don't believe Hydran females are females in the biological sense (they don't receive the genetic material from the other sexes, they contribute material to the matriarchal like the male).

By Dave Morse (Dcm) on Thursday, February 13, 2003 - 11:49 pm: Edit

C'mon guys, don't you believe that love transcends anatomy?

By the way, did I mention its a sit-com? Its got lots of slapstick gags, like the first night the Hydran invites the klingon over to her slave quarters:
Maid: "Got a light?"
Duke: "Sure"
Atmosphere: BOOM
Lafftrak: laughs

By Eric Stork (Merchant) on Friday, February 14, 2003 - 12:17 am: Edit

There can be only one DD. High-Lancer

Ducks thrown tomatoes.

By Loren Knight (Loren) on Friday, February 14, 2003 - 01:08 am: Edit

12 Angry Klingons. (A clasic)

By Dave Morse (Dcm) on Friday, February 14, 2003 - 01:19 am: Edit

East meets Fed in this hilarous series of deep space action movies. The stoner captain of Fed battle carrier Shangri La meets up with the hellbore-fu of a hydran Dragoon war cruiser in: Shangri-'goon. In the sequel we learn that the dragoon has a pair of destroy squadron mates, who tail along for hilarious hijinks in: Shangri-knights.

By Dan Ibekwe (Danibq) on Friday, February 14, 2003 - 12:08 pm: Edit

East meets fed...?

Which way up are you holding the map?

By Dave Morse (Dcm) on Friday, February 14, 2003 - 12:32 pm: Edit

"Debbie Does the Devastated Zones"

By Jon Berry (Laz_Longsmith) on Friday, February 14, 2003 - 02:29 pm: Edit

I think we have our Humour section for CL26.

--
Jon Berry

By Eric Stork (Merchant) on Friday, February 14, 2003 - 05:19 pm: Edit

The story of a Klingon D7 with 7 crewmembers as the main stars, defending vulnerable Klingon colonies from pirates. The ship's name?

The Magnificent D7


An ISC echelon of 12 ships that bend the rules to achieve peace.

The Dirty Dozen of Judgement

By Dave Morse (Dcm) on Friday, February 14, 2003 - 05:52 pm: Edit

"The Magnificent D7": Ow! That smarts.

Take this!: "D7 brides for D7 brothers"

By Andrew C. Cowling (Andrew) on Saturday, February 15, 2003 - 06:13 am: Edit

Federation propaganda piece: Shangri-La and the Echelon of Doom.