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Klingon D7 bad Santa

By Steve Cole (Stevecole) on Wednesday, November 25, 2020 - 06:30 am: Edit

Fruitcake Frigates.

By Mike West (Mjwest) on Wednesday, November 25, 2020 - 08:31 am: Edit

Still waiting for the Elf Gunboats ...

By Ted Fay (Catwhoeatsphoto) on Wednesday, November 25, 2020 - 09:31 am: Edit

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Fruitcake Frigates.

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By MarkSHoyle (Bolo) on Wednesday, November 25, 2020 - 09:50 am: Edit

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These come with twice the armor as a normal WE, on account of the special mass-density of the fruitcake.

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By Jeff Wile (Jswile) on Wednesday, November 25, 2020 - 11:52 am: Edit

When ignited, the fruitcake frigates radiate heat, affecting 5he hex the ship is in, plus all six adjoining hexes. Effects are same as a heat zone terrain.

Moves with ship for the duration of the fire.

By Nick Samaras (Koogie) on Wednesday, November 25, 2020 - 12:23 pm: Edit

When the Red Ryder BB gun is fired there is a 1/6 chance the weapon box will be destroyed and the top box of the scanner track must be marked as destroyed as well to reflect shooting your eye out.

By Douglas Saldana (Dsal) on Wednesday, November 25, 2020 - 01:01 pm: Edit

When an Orion captain requests a Red Ryder BB gun for his centerline option mount there is a 5/6th chance that the Cartel Lord will shove him out the airlock with his boot shouting "Merry Christmas, Ho, Ho, Ho!"

By Lawrence Bergen (Lar) on Wednesday, November 25, 2020 - 02:36 pm: Edit

The Federation rigged a shuttle to shove in maw of the foul Ice Floe Monster. Nicknamed 'the little bar of soap'. The engineer who thought it up said "That'll teach 'em."

By Jean Sexton Beddow (Jsexton) on Wednesday, November 25, 2020 - 03:26 pm: Edit

All I can say is I wrote a scenario to showcase this year's ship. And Steve liked it!

By Nick Samaras (Koogie) on Wednesday, November 25, 2020 - 04:07 pm: Edit

Definitely need the Fruitcake frigate. North Polars are lacking in size class 4 units. Plus I can hear the tactical officer saying "multiple fruitcakes inbound".

By Jeff Wile (Jswile) on Wednesday, November 25, 2020 - 05:34 pm: Edit

As I recall, the Holiday classic “The Nutcracker” involved a plot between the Mouse King , a young girl and the dreaded magical Nutcracker.

We need an experienced Engineer to build the North Polar Alliance’s secret weapon... the dreaded Nutcracker.

Not sure exactly what it does, but until Further notice, I will remain seated, with my legs crossed.

By Nick Samaras (Koogie) on Wednesday, November 25, 2020 - 06:13 pm: Edit

I nominate my ex-wife to build it.

By Jean Sexton Beddow (Jsexton) on Wednesday, November 25, 2020 - 06:34 pm: Edit

Folks, keep it clean, please.

Jean
WebMom

By Jeff Wile (Jswile) on Wednesday, November 25, 2020 - 10:17 pm: Edit

Blink blink.

Why, Jean.

What ever do you mean?

Blink, blink.

By Jeff Anderson (Jga) on Thursday, November 26, 2020 - 12:04 pm: Edit

Perhaps a new area...

Normally, I think of "Multiculturalism" as one of those terms that might lead me to being fed to `Gators, BUT...

What about a nod to Hannukah? A Menorah shaped ship might be interesting, and who knows; maybe someone would be interested in taking a ship called the Dreidel out for a spin.

By Nick Samaras (Koogie) on Thursday, November 26, 2020 - 01:13 pm: Edit

The Festivus fast cruiser. Each energy allocation is preceded by the airing of grievances.

By Steve Cole (Stevecole) on Thursday, November 26, 2020 - 03:13 pm: Edit

Steve Petrick reminded me that this is the North Polar REPUBLIC, not Alliance. I will fix the header later.

By Jeff Anderson (Jga) on Thursday, November 26, 2020 - 06:20 pm: Edit

Could the Josers (from Star Fleet Times #18) be involved in a Bacchanal of Helios, eh?

By Steve Cole (Stevecole) on Friday, November 27, 2020 - 02:13 am: Edit

The Josers will not make a second appearance in SFU.

By Jeff Anderson (Jga) on Sunday, December 11, 2022 - 11:21 am: Edit

With everything else going on, I just wanted to remind everyone in the SFU community about this thread; there's a lot of rich humor in it.