Jon Murdock:

I do not know, perhaps a Ferengi might advise the Klingon emperor to do so?

By Jeff Wile (Jswile) on Tuesday, October 08, 2019 - 05:20 pm: Edit

Who is this Ferengi you speak of? I know them not.

Is thiS some sort of new Omega Empire in the unpublished file?

By Steve Petrick (Petrick) on Tuesday, October 08, 2019 - 05:25 pm: Edit

Jeff Wile:

You do realize that your denial of knowing the Ferengi has revealed to all of us that you are in his thrall?

Slirdarian Corporal! Do what must be done!

By Jeff Wile (Jswile) on Tuesday, October 08, 2019 - 06:02 pm: Edit

I want a lawyer.

By Mike West (Mjwest) on Tuesday, October 08, 2019 - 06:05 pm: Edit

Where do you think you are? The Federation?

Pft. I am sure the Corporal can double-duty as your legal representative ...

By Jean Sexton (Jsexton) on Tuesday, October 08, 2019 - 06:16 pm: Edit

If you wish, your attorney may join you in the Booth. He may not thank you for wishing him there, though ...

By Jeff Wile (Jswile) on Tuesday, October 08, 2019 - 06:19 pm: Edit

I have not had any trouble with The slirdarian Corporal since the last time his quarters port hole suffered a catastrophic failure. Lucky the transporter crewman on duty was able to transport the parts to sick bay.

The accident investigation team is still trying to figure out how a 3 meter wide slirdarian managed to get sucked out of a 6 inch diameter hole....back of the envelop calculations seem to indicate that the normal 1 atmospheric pressure wouldn't be enough... some how the pressure must have spiked by 10 atmospheres.

Obviously the normal life support systems couldn't even approach creating such a situation...

By Jeff Wile (Jswile) on Tuesday, October 08, 2019 - 06:22 pm: Edit

More booth time?

Been a while, I hope the lamp shades and the doilies are still there.

The Barney tapes again? Or more of the Roseann star spangled banner performance?

By A. David Merritt (Adm) on Tuesday, October 08, 2019 - 06:46 pm: Edit

Slidarian Corporal:

Tiny Tim sings Opera, at variable speeds.

By Jeff Wile (Jswile) on Tuesday, October 08, 2019 - 09:06 pm: Edit

Oh great, (slaps hands together)
I hate metronome syncopation.

By F Michael Miller (Fmm) on Wednesday, October 09, 2019 - 09:40 am: Edit

I have a copy of Tiny Tim singing Stairway to Heaven. Really

By Glenn Hoepfner (Ikabar) on Wednesday, October 09, 2019 - 11:33 am: Edit

syncopation is a word I had to look up, and I'm a musician (of sorts).

By Jeffrey George Anderson (Jeff) on Wednesday, October 09, 2019 - 12:34 pm: Edit

Fmm, Rhino Records put out a couple CDs of celebrities, some of whom could (almost) sing, doing cover songs.

Cassius Clay singing "Stand by me"

Sebastian Cabot doing Bob Dylan

Phyllis Diller singing "Satisfaction"

William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy... Well, I'm sure you can guess what all they massa... Uhh, Covered.

By Jeff Wile (Jswile) on Wednesday, October 09, 2019 - 01:34 pm: Edit

Oh...
That gives one pause.

Mr. Spock sings the ballad of bilbo baggins.

(Brightening considerably!)
At least it will not be in old Vulcan!

By Jeffrey George Anderson (Jeff) on Wednesday, October 09, 2019 - 03:51 pm: Edit

A Doctor Demento collection also has a recording of him singing "Highly Illogical"

By Stephen Stewart (Stevestewart) on Thursday, October 10, 2019 - 07:19 am: Edit

Lest we forget Mr Shatner's contribution to the music genre, what about adding his cover of "Hey Mr Tambourine Man" to the Corporal's selection?

By Steve Petrick (Petrick) on Thursday, October 10, 2019 - 03:46 pm: Edit

Stephen Stewart:

I could have gone the rest of my life happily not remembering that.

Slirdarian Corpora! See to Mr. Stewart. Make it a suspended sentence.

By A. David Merritt (Adm) on Thursday, October 10, 2019 - 04:05 pm: Edit

Slidarian Corporal; By what, Sir?

By Steve Petrick (Petrick) on Thursday, October 10, 2019 - 04:18 pm: Edit

Slirdarian Corporal:

Use your imagination.

And, Corporal, I thank you to do your dirty work, but do not tell me of it. (Part of a line from the show "The Monkees" which I have always gotten a chuckle over, it was spoken about 10,000 red army ants.

By A. David Merritt (Adm) on Thursday, October 10, 2019 - 04:31 pm: Edit

Slidarian Corporal;

By Steve Petrick (Petrick) on Thursday, October 10, 2019 - 05:41 pm: Edit

The scene from "The Monkees" as best I can remember it.

The master says to Peter Tork: "You will tell me what I want to know or I will give you to Kang."

Peter Tork: "But I do not know anything."

Master: "Very well. Kang!"

Kang: "Yes master?"

Master: "He is yours."

Kang: "Yes master. First I will take 10,000 red army ants ..."

Master: "Kang!"

Kang: "Yes master?"

Master: "I thank you to do your dirty work, but do not tell me of it."

Kang: "Yes master."

Master: "Kang!"

Kang: "Yes master?"

Master: "What is it that you do with 10,000 red army ants?"

By Stewart Frazier (Frazikar2) on Thursday, October 10, 2019 - 06:24 pm: Edit

Curiosity, how soon some forget …

By Steve Petrick (Petrick) on Thursday, October 10, 2019 - 06:45 pm: Edit

The episode was "Monkee Chow Mein" if anyone gets curious and wants to look it up on Youtube. Just remember that I was very young when I saw it, so it may not be to modern tastes.

By Stephen Stewart (Stevestewart) on Friday, October 11, 2019 - 05:47 am: Edit

As long as the Corporal doesn't suspend me from anything unfortunate whilst listening to the aforementioned classic, I shall endure.....

By Mike West (Mjwest) on Monday, April 29, 2024 - 06:19 pm: Edit

For the record, the latest Newsletter has the KC6R/K6R in it! There is also a matching Federation Commander ship card.