Use the man portable Wave Motion Gun.

By Ted Fay (Catwhoeatsphoto) on Friday, May 12, 2017 - 10:20 pm: Edit

Starblazers! Brings back childhood memories...

By Garth L. Getgen (Sgt_G) on Saturday, May 13, 2017 - 12:09 am: Edit

Jeff, thanks, buddy. I try to give Jean something to smile about, and you throw me under the bus. I'm glad you're my friend because I'd hate to see what you'd do to your enemies.


Garth L. Getgen

By Jeff Wile (Jswile) on Saturday, May 13, 2017 - 12:29 am: Edit

Hey Garth, we got to stick together! I am pulling for you. I figured, this way you can get some new office furniture and branch out in a new hobby now that all those old dusty bobble heads have been accounted for!

Besides, it's the Slirdarian Corporal that's going to have to explain to the Klingon Palidin why he ended up with double the number of Imperial laser sights that the unit is entitled to.

But don't sweat it. I figure he will sweet talk Jean into giving him a waiver. It being an open question what Petrick will do once he finds out that one of the sights that got mangled was his.

By Richard B. Eitzen (Rbeitzen) on Saturday, May 13, 2017 - 12:36 am: Edit

Or perhaps an Iridani targetting illuminator rifle for the Orbital Hellbore Cannon.

By Jean Sexton (Jsexton) on Saturday, May 13, 2017 - 09:50 am: Edit

And the waiver is signed of course. Not going to let Bad Things happen to the Slirdarian Corporal. Petrick's mangled sight was replicated in its pre-mangled form.

Garth, you *did* make me smile. It has been a long time since we've played here on the BBS and I am so glad that to see that, too. The bobble-heads had to go though. They start cute, but en masse, bobbing and grinning, they give me the cold willies.

Plasma for them; it's the only way to be sure.

Slirdarian Corporal, please ready the PPDs for me to fire.

...

PULL!!!

By A. David Merritt (Adm) on Saturday, May 13, 2017 - 12:52 pm: Edit

Slidarian Corporal; The PPDs are ready, Ma'am.

Laser sights; A good NCO always has alternate supply sources.

By Steve Petrick (Petrick) on Saturday, May 13, 2017 - 02:08 pm: Edit

Look at this mess!

All of you, the booth.

Messing up my arms room and target bay with smashed pieces of bobble heads.

The "Rosie O'Donnel sings the blues setting" should straighten you all out.

By A. David Merritt (Adm) on Saturday, May 13, 2017 - 02:30 pm: Edit

Slidarian Corporal; Rosie does do a particularly bad job at Slidarian mating ritual reenactments.

By Steve Petrick (Petrick) on Saturday, May 13, 2017 - 03:07 pm: Edit

Change the Slirdarian Corporal's tape to "The Slirdarian Rosie O'Donnel sings the blues."

By Jeff Wile (Jswile) on Saturday, May 13, 2017 - 08:27 pm: Edit

(Checking the automatic log, nope, records do not lie. The bobble heads were totally atomized by the plasma gun discharges.)

Steve Petrick: Ryan used the MPPG, man portable plasma gun. What didn't get reduced to atoms was recycled by the life support systems.

I request permission to clean the filters and secure the facility before reporting to the booth.

I will also need to review the documentation records of the arms room, it appears the Slirdarian Guard squad has been accessing the inventory for an extended period of time without following proper procedures.

All evidence will be recorded and secured pending a JAG or NCIS investigation. Dual control protocols require a second thumb print to authenticate the seals on the cabinets, lockers and hatch.