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By Jeff Wile (Jswile) on Wednesday, March 23, 2016 - 09:52 pm: Edit

...ary procedures for RTB (return to base.) Whew! We have got to chart the anomolies. its like a revolving door around here. Humm. (Bending over to retrieve 32 automatic hand gun) Japanese... WW2 issue. Umm guys, some body call security... we might have some uninvited guests on board from 75 or so years ago!

By Jeff Wile (Jswile) on Wednesday, March 23, 2016 - 09:58 pm: Edit

Oh, and someone get down to the theoretical Physics lab. I can determine what the issues are, but its going to take some serious brain power to figure out how to put all of the pieces back together.

It appears Jean's irresistable force came into contact with an immovable object... say ... anyone see SVC lately?

By A. David Merritt (Adm) on Wednesday, March 23, 2016 - 11:24 pm: Edit

Slidarian Corporal; Intruders are suicidal, and taste like pork.

By Jeff Wile (Jswile) on Thursday, March 24, 2016 - 08:38 am: Edit

After action reports are in. It appears a squad of Special Naval Landing Force, Imperial Japanese Navy, circa 1942, appeared in the Fralli lounge. Being unable to look at the Fralli long enough to draw a bead on any targets, the intruders regrouped in the tertiary basement annex near the ancient weapons reserve armory. Forensics has determined Petrick's cat had some fun. The survivors were last seen near the entrance to Agonizer booths #81 to #100.

It is not known which squad of Slirdarians cleaned the mess.

By Steve Cole (Stevecole) on Monday, March 28, 2016 - 03:40 pm: Edit

The Federation doesn't have a blue max, let alone a purple one, but I think anyone who has submitted a manuscript to Jean and gotten back an ocean of purple marks agrees that she deserves this one:

Fed purple max 2.jpg

By Jeff Wile (Jswile) on Monday, March 28, 2016 - 09:34 pm: Edit

Wow. Jean whanged steve five days into the future. Thank goodness it wasn't into the past... might have created a paradox that we couldn't fix. Of course... with two SVC's working concurrently imagine the productivity! The only down side is they would by definition have to share the same arsenal. Lol.

By Steve Cole (Stevecole) on Tuesday, March 29, 2016 - 11:46 am: Edit

Turns out, Jean has no idea what a Blue Max is.

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