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A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
A backward poet writes inverse.

By Jeff Wile (Jswile) on Saturday, June 14, 2025 - 02:47 pm: Edit

There is a group in Canada, that wishing to show solidarity with like minded people in the United States, started a “No Kings” movement…

That is, until it was pointed out to them, that Actually, Canada does have a king.

By Kosta Michalopoulos (Kosmic) on Saturday, June 14, 2025 - 04:06 pm: Edit

Canadians can have their cake and eat it too. We have a King that lives in another country, so we don't have to pay for his upkeep. He comes for a visit once in a while, and then we do the whole pomp and circumstance thing. Then he goes back home and we can get on with our lives.

By Jeff Anderson (Jga) on Saturday, June 14, 2025 - 06:06 pm: Edit

An acquaintance of mine frequently shows up with amusing shirts on.

Had one the other day that really gave me a chuckle. It said,

"Am I perfect?"

"No."

"But am I working to be better?"

"Also no."

By Steve Cole (Stevecole) on Sunday, July 27, 2025 - 04:05 am: Edit

A hillariously sarcastic video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhKKM7B9vxg

Lazerpig explains what's wrong with Star Trek in general and specifically the USS Defiant.

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Here are no end of trailers about Soviet editions of Star Trek, with Keptin Kirkov and Commander Spokovich.

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=soviet+star+trek

By Matthew Lawson (Mglawson) on Monday, July 28, 2025 - 07:21 pm: Edit

Funny about the Defiant. Although I do like the ship, those first few episodes they didn't seem to know what to do with the ship. And it did suffer like the B5 White Stars when it came to overall consistency in size and firepower.

By Steve Cole (Stevecole) on Thursday, July 31, 2025 - 05:52 pm: Edit

Life advice from Noah
Don’t miss the boat.
Build your future on high ground.
For safety sake, travel in pairs.
Remember that we’re all in the same boat.
Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when I started to build the ark.
Stay fit. When you’re really old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
Don’t listen to the critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
Speed isn’t always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
When stressed, float a while.
Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic was built by professionals.

By Mike Erickson (Mike_Erickson) on Thursday, July 31, 2025 - 06:27 pm: Edit

>> the Titanic was built by professionals

As were Challenger and Columbia!

--Mike