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PanzerTC
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:59 pm    Post subject: You might be a ???? if you ???? Reply with quote

Hi guys,

(Hope this is the right forum.)

Little bored right now and I was in conversation with some other guys on the BDE Staff here. We started the whole "You might be in the Army if" thing while waiting for some of our replacements to fly in.

Like - "You might be in the Army if": you use the term - I gotta break contact - to end a conversation with friends and family.

"You might be in the Army if": you use the term - I'm going to perform a Class I Download - to go use a latrine/bathroom/head.

I was wondering if you guys might have some intresting Star Trek (Keeping within the TOS settings) "You might be a / in the ????" if you ????.

Here is my first stab one:

"You might be a Klingon if" you the D7 you're piloting has a bumper sticker that says if you can read this you are about to be - Argghh!.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You might be flying an unrefitted Federation destroyer if your bumper sticker reads, "Keep honking, I'm overloading."

You might be a Hydran if you're dirty, rotten, low-down, methane breathing...

You might be a Seltorian Ram if all you can think about is sex. Either that, or a teenaged human male.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 2:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

terryoc,

Thanks for playing along.

Anybody else?
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 4:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You might be an Orion if no one ever seems to hit your ship.

You might be a Lyran if you have an irresitable urge to kill Kzintis.

You might be a Kzinti if you have an irresitable urge to kill Kzintis.

You might be a WYN if nobody ever comes to visit you.

You might be an ISC if you are hated by everyone outside your family.

You might be a Planet Killer if you ... uh ... I thought this would be a good one but I can't think of anything Exclamation Mad Mad Mad Embarassed Crying or Very sad
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PanzerTC
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 6:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pinecone,

Very nice - thanks for playing also.

Very intresting - these are starting to give me a sense of how these Races may play.
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Kang
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 7:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PanzerTC wrote:
Very intresting - these are starting to give me a sense of how these Races may play.

You might be PanzerTC if you have an ulterior motive for starting an unusual thread Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 7:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You might be a Lyran if your bumper sticker reads; "Beware of ESG! oops, too late!"
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You might be a Tholian if your chocolate melts in your hand (forget about even getting it into your mouth, it will be on fire before then).

You might be a Gorn if you need to be seriously worrying about a hard-map-edge and your ship's turn mode, but you are in the center of the map.

You might be a minis-player if your better-half has to keep asking why she is vacuuming up little slivers of pewter.

You might be a hardcore minis-painter if you spent more on special paints and decals for a mini, than you did on the mini itself.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You might be a miniatures addict if the EPA declares your workroom a Superfund site.

You might be a Stinger Pilot if your motto is, "If you can read this, you're too close!"

You might be a Hydran if these jokes are over your head!
(of course, everything is over a Hydran's head) Rolling Eyes

You might be a Jindarian if your favorite music is Rock-n-Roll.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 12:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You might be in Star Fleet if your Prime Directive says the captain should not beam down to each new uncontacted planet and seduce the nearest blonde... but what the hell

You might be a Klingon if you play with your food - and sometimes the food wins

You might be a Romulan if you worry about getting verdigris

You might be an Orion slave girl if you find it's not easy being green

You might be a Seltorian if what worries you about a hit-and-run raid isn't the hit-and-run part

You might be an Andromedan. Or there again, you miight not.

You might be a Lyran if you divide things into two parts. Or three. For no discernable. Reason

You might have Jindarians in your solar system if you could have sworn that your planet used to have a moon, and someone wants to charge you a fortune for tarmac'ing its polar ice cap, badly.

You might be a Hydran if you notice you're the tallest guy in the room - after you've bitten through everyone elses' ankles.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 1:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you can't count to four without taking your shoes off, you might be a Hydran.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 1:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

if you think "Silent but Deadly" is romantic, you might be a Hydran.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You might be a Romulan if nobody worries about you when they can't see you.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If one group of 'Lyrans' you meet don't seem to want to cook and eat their rimward antagonists, or if the first person you try to say 'FedCom' to immediately shouts something about a 'Davion plot'...

...then you might be getting your fictional universes mixed up.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kang, Scoutdad, djdood, Dan Ibekwe, dave, Author Message
Nerroth

I absolutley loved the mixing of Universes. Awesome - I've been known to do it three or four dozen times so far.
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