Federation Commander

You might be a Vulcan if you say you don't care when someone screams in your ear 24/7.

You might be an Orion if your existance is illegal.

You might be a Fed if you never strike first.

You might be an Orion if nobody you know is dressing as a pirate for Halloween.

You might be a Gorn if you find it in bad taste to dress as the ghost of a Paravian

You might be in the WYN cluster if "Trick or Treat" are your standard options in trade contracts.

You might be a Seltoran if more of the guys with glowing eyes you attack turn out to be Jack O'Lanterns this time of year.

If you're ready for Halloween because you always have a cloak, you just might be a Romulan.

You might be a Tholian if nobody has TP'ed your neighborhood, but it always looks like that around your bases.

You might fly Hydran frigates if you never say "Boo" without an "m" on the end of it.

-Jack

I think these are the best yet, Jack. Nice one

If you firmly believe that "What's yours is yours and what's mine is yours, too!" then you might be an Orion Pirate.

I felt bad about not having one for the Klingons. Maybe something like ". . . if your kids think it's hilarious to dress up for Halloween with bumps on their foreheads, but you don't know why." Then, if I may shift the subject slightly, I thought of Krazy Klingon Kostumes:

... go to a party in a soft, formless costume, and speak in a low, boring monotone to have a slug drone.

... speak in a monotone, and wear a costume with five radiating arms for a starfish drone.

... speak in a low monotone, and wear a sword on your nose, because you'll have to defend yourself from people who've heard this joke twice before!

-Jack

If you have 4 kids and 3 are in a Goth phase and the other one is the weird one, you might be a Klingon.

If you believe in the motto, "Stop WAR now - or we'll use force to stop you!", you might be a member of the ISC.

If the Tholians are always taking your ships to use for Web Anchors, you might be a Jindarian.

If you're always sorting your pile of energy tokens into piles for various different functions at the start of the turn, you might be an SFB veteran.

If your always wanting a Plasma-R to fire like a Photon Torpedo then you must be a impatient Romulan needing a X-ship.

If your unhappy firing a Plasma-R every other turn from an X-ship, then you must be a really really impatient Romulan, and there is nothing you can do, you have the best and your the worst.

If your favorite weapon is a highly energized hair-ball, you might be a Kzinti...