Jean said she needed more demotivationals for the file.

By Jean Sexton (Jsexton) on Wednesday, March 23, 2016 - 03:28 pm: Edit

WHANG!!!!!!!!!

By Glenn Hoepfner (Ikabar) on Wednesday, March 23, 2016 - 03:39 pm: Edit

I looked it up, but there was no picture of her. Then again, my dictionary was printed in 1983. She may have been less unruly or more controllable back then.

By Richard B. Eitzen (Rbeitzen) on Wednesday, March 23, 2016 - 04:39 pm: Edit

That's funny, my dictionary had that picture.

By Garth L. Getgen (Sgt_G) on Wednesday, March 23, 2016 - 05:19 pm: Edit

Eitzen: "Had" is past tense. So, are you saying she WHANGed Steve so hard she made all said pictures blank out??


Garth L. Getgen

By Jeff Wile (Jswile) on Wednesday, March 23, 2016 - 05:43 pm: Edit

Rough calculations, back of the envelope kind of thing... seems to indicate that the speed necessary to hit SVC hard enough to blank selected pages of dictionaries with a frying pan would be a quantum level beyond that of the speed of light...theoretically impossible for any normal human librarian. Is Jean vulcan by any chance?

By Steve Petrick (Petrick) on Wednesday, March 23, 2016 - 05:55 pm: Edit

Command? Command? This is sector one. I must report loss of all contact with Getgen and Wile. They were there and broadcasting, and now they are just gone . . .

By Jeff Wile (Jswile) on Wednesday, March 23, 2016 - 06:52 pm: Edit

Wow. What a trip. I had not visited the fifth dimension before. Took a while to get back. Warning to others, there maybe intra-dimension fractures spreading thru the whole BBS. We will mark safe zones as they are discovered. Do not panic if you fall into a fracture, to return safely from wherever you fall into, you must sim...

By Jeff Wile (Jswile) on Wednesday, March 23, 2016 - 08:34 pm: Edit

...ply implement the necess....

By Howard Bampton (Bampton) on Wednesday, March 23, 2016 - 09:03 pm: Edit

and now we know how the spammers get in- Jean fractured reality.