Archive through December 30, 2016

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By Chuck Strong (Raider) on Tuesday, December 27, 2016 - 11:18 pm: Edit

It begs the question...which is uglier? The sight of Frailli or the odor of Frailli?

In other words does the smell of them make one sick before they arrive?

By Michael Alan Calhoon (Mcalhoon2) on Tuesday, December 27, 2016 - 11:37 pm: Edit

Whangocolypse now!

By Richard B. Eitzen (Rbeitzen) on Tuesday, December 27, 2016 - 11:58 pm: Edit

It's bad enough when one accidentally glances at one over a viewscreen. If their odor was also transmitted then it would be a war crime, and we'd have to exterminate them.

Hmm, maybe THEY are what the Jindarians are hiding from?

By Jeff Wile (Jswile) on Wednesday, December 28, 2016 - 08:54 am: Edit

Interesting... Jean is counting to twenty in swaheli in reverse...I think it's time for me and my squad of Slirdarian Klingon Marines to go into the command bunker, get it powered up and ready for action just in case its needed.

By Jean Sexton (Jsexton) on Wednesday, December 28, 2016 - 10:15 am: Edit

Firing up the Bampton Stewpot with enhanced chaff capabilities and extra fuel, just in case. Aiming at the Colonel. Firing in three, two, one...

Stewpot in flight!

Launching second Bampton Stewpot. Firing in three ... two ... one ...

Stewpot in flight!

Preparing third Bampton Stewpot ...

By Ryan Opel (Ryan) on Wednesday, December 28, 2016 - 11:09 am: Edit

CEWL alert!

Multiple launches detected in Amarillo, Texas.

Take cover, take cover, take cover.

No one is safe until we can determine their final target.

By Jeff Wile (Jswile) on Wednesday, December 28, 2016 - 05:51 pm: Edit

Three Brampton Stew Pots in holding pattern in geo synchronous orbit. Holding for targeting information. Good thing they have extra fuel... I wouldn't want to try to disarm those things I zero gravity moving at 12k meters per hour circling a fixed point while maintaining forward momentum of another 12k meters per hour.

In other news, insurance rates on Strong, Calhoun and Eitzen have spiked to historic levels.

By Howard Bampton (Bampton) on Wednesday, December 28, 2016 - 10:39 pm: Edit

Nothing to worry about folks- they are knock offs (notice the extra "r"). No doubt they'll fail in some disappointing manner. :-)

By Jeff Wile (Jswile) on Wednesday, December 28, 2016 - 11:27 pm: Edit

Howard, note it was my spelling error. Jean launched three trademarked stew pots. Danger level remains high.

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