Archive through February 14, 2021
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Archive through February 14, 2021
Ahh "A happy wife a happy life"
"A man is not complete until he is married...
"... THEN, he is Finished!!"
Vandar: My wife HATES that one, so here it's "Happy spouse, happy house."
A happy wife means a happy home.
See how the brainwashing works?
But, what do I know? I never married.
Happy wi-fi, happy internet-addicted Terry.
Nobody wants to live with grumpy hubby.
As seen on Facebook .....
Star Trek Buttered Toast Directional Meter
The Reason that all Star Trek spaceships meet each other the same way up is because there is a universally decided ‘down’ direction. Every warp capable vessel has a piece of buttered toast suspended in an antimatter containment unit. It is picked up and dropped automatically by little robot arms, within the unit, four times a minute. The orientation of the buttered side tells the onboard computer which way is down, even when light years from any gravitational field. Klingon ships use a slice of K’gacch spread with T’kr’lagg but the effect is the same.
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Garth L. Getgen
I would think the butterside effect would be cancelled after the first use of the toast thus requiring the rear hull (pre-food replicators) to be mostly giant bakery and a dairy farm. What then becomes of the each piece of toast? Is there a literal trail of bread crumbs and cowpies telling the journey of each ship?
Deck plans need to be revised!
Mythbusters actually investigated this one. Turns out it is true more often than not. What happens is there is one edge of bread that falls off the table first and imparts a spin on the bread-and-butter that, more often than not (by a pretty hefty margin) leads to the bread rolling somewhere between 100 and 260 degrees before landing; angles that lead to the bread most commonly falling top side down.
(Had me laughing like crazy when I saw it!)
Of course, neither the Lyran nor the Kzinti need such a device because, as we all know, cats always land on their feet. They know instinctively which way is 'down'.
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Garth L. Getgen
No they use 'feeder' mice...oddly enough the Gorn tried using delicious cats but as above they land on their feet no matter what so had to switch back to lab rats.
Don't know if there are any architects on here, but I feel about the same way..... Steel and Glass just not pretty.....
Quote:"Loss of one's sense of taste is a primary symptom of COVID-19, which suggests the disease may have been circulating in the modernist architectural community for several decades."
Made the wife laugh
That's pretty much how I feel about the rise of Brutalist architecture in the '60s and '70s.
I just realized something...
What are we all doing?
Staying at home?
Keeping "Social Distance?"
Constantly washing?
COVID is turning us into housecats!!
Quote:COVID is turning us into housecats!!
Personally, think it's more of the "Breeding like Rabbits".......
First half of next year going to be a boon to the natal industry.... 
DJ on the radio said today:
"IT'S HALLOWEEN, AND WE WERE GOING TO BE REALLY SCARY, but then we realized that 2020 pretty much has that covered so here's some more music..."
In a tee shirt catalogue
"I before E"
Unless you leisurely deceive eight feisty caffeinated foreign heirs to forfeit their heinous sovereign conceits.
Story on the news this evening; caught on film, a prisoner jumped out when the guards were going through a drive-through.
My first thoughts, "I sure hope the SUV used as the prison transfer vehicle wasn't a Ford Escape."
Depending on what State he was in....
Officers probably tossed him out.....
Given the way he was running, I suspect the State he was in was, "Panic!"
Here's a tasteless one for you... COVID-19!
(And if this joke didn't stink for you, well I'm afraid I have BAD news....)
There's a video of a Young Lady in a field of Windmills (modern version), one behind her is casting a shadow, which she jumps over as it spins...
After a few jumps, she stops, turns around, when the shadow comes back around, she falls like it tripped her...
On of the better videos out there in my opinion...
Demented. ST-NG song. https://youtu.be/3KvWwJ6sh5s
I heard a rumor that upon hearing of the Terran traditions behind Valentine's Day, a certain Kzinti Ambassador gave a heart to his girlfriend as a treat.
Lyran heart...
Still beating...