Archive through September 28, 2021

Star Fleet Universe Discussion Board: Social Networking: Humor: Archive through September 28, 2021
By Steve Cole (Stevecole) on Tuesday, April 06, 2021 - 12:42 am: Edit

Another April Fool's video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPNA9RlpkdI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDq8vQ0t67A

By Jean Sexton Beddow (Jsexton) on Friday, April 30, 2021 - 03:49 pm: Edit

No, Grammarly, a plasma-F torpedo is not a plasma-F hero, a plasma-F sub, a plasma-F grinder, or a plasma-F submarine.

:)

Love,

Jean

By Jean Sexton Beddow (Jsexton) on Thursday, May 06, 2021 - 06:02 pm: Edit

Last night Al asked me if I had seen the dog bowl.

I said I didn't know Wolf *could* bowl!

By Gregory S Flusche (Vandar) on Friday, May 07, 2021 - 08:41 am: Edit

Jean My wife would GROAN at that one

By Patrick H. Dillman (Patrick) on Friday, May 07, 2021 - 10:05 am: Edit

Spare me!

By Jeff Anderson (Jga) on Friday, May 07, 2021 - 11:22 am: Edit

You never know when the irresistable urge for a bad joke (or pun) will strike. :)

By Thomas Mathews (Turtle) on Friday, May 07, 2021 - 12:25 pm: Edit

There is a video of a dog bowling. You will have to search for it.

On my phone and can't do that right now.

By Garth L. Getgen (Sgt_G) on Friday, June 11, 2021 - 11:54 pm: Edit

It's from a few years back, but if you have a warped sense of humor, search YouTube for a series of shorts titled "Adult Wednesday Addams." :)


Garth L. Getgen

By Mike Grafton (Mike_Grafton) on Wednesday, June 16, 2021 - 04:09 pm: Edit

Adult Wednesday is hysteric.

By Jeff Anderson (Jga) on Saturday, July 10, 2021 - 01:07 am: Edit

Read a wise saying. "A closed mouth gathers no feet."

By Jeff Anderson (Jga) on Sunday, July 11, 2021 - 11:11 am: Edit

Read a comparison between Heaven and Hell...

Heaven is a place where:

the police are British,
the chefs Italian,
the mechanics German,
the lovers French,
and it's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is a place where:

the police are German,
the chefs British,
the mechanics French,
the lovers Swiss,
and it's all organized by the Italians.

By Steve Stewart (Stevestewart) on Monday, July 12, 2021 - 10:00 am: Edit

That was the sign that used to greet us when we stepped off the transport at Decimomanu for amrmament practice camps with RAF squadrons...

By Mike Dowd (Mike_Dowd) on Monday, July 12, 2021 - 07:43 pm: Edit

CANADA, by virtue of its crossroads location and history should enjoy the best of all worlds:

AMERICAN technology, FRENCH cuisine and ENGLISH culture.

INSTEAD, we got:

FRENCH technology, ENGLISH cuisine and AMERICAN culture....

By Mike Grafton (Mike_Grafton) on Tuesday, July 13, 2021 - 12:00 pm: Edit

My wife asked me why you can call Canada from the US without paying "international rates." I told her it was because Canada is like an American suburb...

Sorry Canucks.

By Garth L. Getgen (Sgt_G) on Sunday, August 08, 2021 - 01:34 am: Edit

Do you know why they have to put up Deer Crossing warning signs?

Because deer don't have horns!


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Garth L. Getgen

By Nick Blank (Nickgb) on Monday, August 09, 2021 - 10:28 am: Edit

One of our local papers had a letter to the editor once from a woman complaining about wasting tax dollars on Deer Crossing signs, because "The deer can't read signs! How would they know to cross there?"

By Steve Cole (Stevecole) on Saturday, September 25, 2021 - 05:34 pm: Edit

This is a fun little 4 minute video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7W4VY4AcD8

Alternative (modern) ending for Romeo & Juliet.

By Ginger McMurray (Gingermcmurray) on Sunday, September 26, 2021 - 10:12 am: Edit

I'm always amused by people who say their love is like Romeo and Juliet. It's like they never read the play, watched a movie, or even briefly chatted about it with someone who had.

Plus... C'mon, Juliet! Have a little self respect!

By MarkSHoyle (Bolo) on Sunday, September 26, 2021 - 12:24 pm: Edit

Far as the video goes....
Once Romeo moved, the knife should have ended up in the back of his neck.....

By Ginger McMurray (Gingermcmurray) on Sunday, September 26, 2021 - 02:33 pm: Edit

On those nice clean sheets? Animal!

By Steve Petrick (Petrick) on Monday, September 27, 2021 - 11:21 am: Edit

Once Romeo moved, the correct response, irrespective of the sheets, was to plunge the knife into the Zomebie's head/brain-housing group. After all, if he was dead, and suddenly started moving, he must be a zombie, right?

By Mike Grafton (Mike_Grafton) on Monday, September 27, 2021 - 08:17 pm: Edit

I like the "other woman" not reacting at ALL to Juliet announcing that Romeo was her lover/ husband and she was just 13...

The women I know would have been 911'ing that pedo in a second.

By Ginger McMurray (Gingermcmurray) on Monday, September 27, 2021 - 09:27 pm: Edit

Yep! And he'd have woken up instantly because the "corpse" would have gotten a severe beating.

By Steve Cole (Stevecole) on Tuesday, September 28, 2021 - 11:03 am: Edit

Can you say “Lorena”?

By Ginger McMurray (Gingermcmurray) on Tuesday, September 28, 2021 - 12:15 pm: Edit

HAHAHAHAHA!

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