Why the dinosaurs are extinct! Runtime = 4:22


Garth L. Getgen

By Steve Cole (Stevecole) on Sunday, October 31, 2021 - 05:22 pm: Edit

Garth: Magnificent!

By Steve Cole (Stevecole) on Monday, January 03, 2022 - 02:12 pm: Edit

SVC: I have an open mind.
Jean: I think it fell out when you were taking a nap in your car.
Al: I thought I saw his mind in the gutter.

By Jeff Anderson (Jga) on Monday, January 03, 2022 - 06:19 pm: Edit

Have you lost your mind?!?

By Steve Cole (Stevecole) on Monday, January 03, 2022 - 09:37 pm: Edit

I am not sure. It was there this morning.

By Patrick H. Dillman (Patrick) on Tuesday, January 04, 2022 - 07:41 pm: Edit

This is why you must test fire every weapon
system.

By Garth L. Getgen (Sgt_G) on Wednesday, January 05, 2022 - 12:04 pm: Edit

It's all just mind over matter. If you don't mind, it just doesn't matter.


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By Ginger McMurray (Gingermcmurray) on Thursday, January 06, 2022 - 08:33 am: Edit

Imma need y'all to get up outta my gutter.

By Jeff Wile (Jswile) on Thursday, January 06, 2022 - 11:09 am: Edit

Why?

At least it is a clean gutter.

By Ted Fay (Catwhoeatsphoto) on Wednesday, January 19, 2022 - 12:03 pm: Edit

I got me a new desk lamp

By Garth L. Getgen (Sgt_G) on Tuesday, February 01, 2022 - 11:10 am: Edit

I took my car into the shop and told them there's something wrong with the radio because it's only getting Classical Music. The service manager said my radio is fine and that the station is Baroque.


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By Steve Cole (Stevecole) on Tuesday, February 01, 2022 - 03:15 pm: Edit

General Jodl: Mine Fuhrer, General Manstein says he needs reinforcements.

Hitler: Cry me a river.

General Jodl: Oh, you already know about the battle of Sevastapol. Sorry to disturb your lunch.

By Garth L. Getgen (Sgt_G) on Wednesday, March 09, 2022 - 05:29 pm: Edit

If Ani is short for Anakin and Ben is short for Obi-Wan, what is Luke short for?

A stormtrooper!


Garth L. Getgen

By Alan Trevor (Thyrm) on Wednesday, March 09, 2022 - 08:51 pm: Edit

When I read Garth's post, something completely different came to mind.

Also, and as Dave Barry used to say "I am not making this up", when I first typed the above, I realized I had actually typed "When I first read Darth's post..."

By Garth L. Getgen (Sgt_G) on Saturday, June 18, 2022 - 03:58 pm: Edit

Why is it if you go into a store (such as Best Buy) just to kill some time and look around, the sales-droids come out of the woodwork to ask if you need any help; but if you go in to look for something specific, they scatter like cats in a thunderstorm???


Garth L. Getgen

By A David Merritt (Adm) on Saturday, June 18, 2022 - 04:08 pm: Edit

They want to look busy, not actually be busy.

By Garth L. Getgen (Sgt_G) on Saturday, August 20, 2022 - 01:14 am: Edit

Ceti Alpha 5 (a STAR TREK parody)

I'll let you decide .....


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By Steve Cole (Stevecole) on Saturday, August 20, 2022 - 10:59 am: Edit

The madness doesn't end there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axXmLFZZmds&list=PL_0AvgBHBHQEbdoVZfKTtElQo1-SJ8Nsw

By Mike Erickson (Mike_Erickson) on Saturday, August 20, 2022 - 01:54 pm: Edit

I lost it at "What a Lizard, what a fight." Hilarious!

--Mike

By Jeff Anderson (Jga) on Saturday, August 20, 2022 - 04:43 pm: Edit

Do these mean the end of the "Galaxy of Song" feature in Captain's Log? (I hope not)

By Steve Cole (Stevecole) on Saturday, August 20, 2022 - 05:33 pm: Edit

No, but my niece is in a real band in Austin and I may one day hire her to record the Galaxy Songbook.

By Alan Trevor (Thyrm) on Saturday, August 20, 2022 - 09:31 pm: Edit

Popular science fiction series

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9W7pvOLxmQ

Or that other popular science fiction series

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFOv4nlL88M

Or popular fictional detective

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sVqUUqPN04

By Jeff Anderson (Jga) on Sunday, August 21, 2022 - 12:38 pm: Edit

As a long time fan of "Weird" Al Yankovic, he has occasionally talked about how various artists have been about his parodies.

A concern at the top of the list; when "Weird" Al did a parody of "Gangsta Paradise" by Coolio, the rapper in question either forgot about giving his permission or changed his mind. Al was on pins and needles for a while, concerned about a possible lawsuit.

There's also "The Artist" (formerly known as Prince). Al approached him on many an occasion with a parody idea, but "The Artist" ALWAYS refused, so none of those ever saw the light of day.

On the other hand, it was Madonna herself who suggested, "Like a Surgeon," and while Al otherwise never took suggestions, he did with that one.

The parody of "Living in America," by the Godfather of Soul, James Brown, that "Weird" Al did, "Living with a Hernia," had a video that utilized the same sets as the James Brown original AND Al was coached by the Godfather's personal choreographer for the video.

And on a somewhat similar note, Al did a parody of "Achy Breaky Heart" called "Achy Breaky Song" that, like the original, went to number one on the country charts. Thing about it is, and I don't know if this was Als idea or Billy Rays, but ALL the proceeds from that song went to one of the charities that was established to fight a terrible childhood illness (the exact one escapes me right now).

The point of all this is, SVC, if the group your niece is a part of DOES do some of these "Galaxy of Song" pieces, I would advise trying to get ahold of the artists in questions (or the holders of their estates) to get their permissions. Just my 0.02 Quatloos worth.

By Jeff Anderson (Jga) on Tuesday, September 20, 2022 - 02:28 pm: Edit

Heard a story last week that y'all might appreciate...

Seems there was a minor traffic accident between an older gentleman and a boorish thug. The latter blamed his elder for the incident and threatened him with violence if the old man didn't pay him a LOT of money, something like ten grand, REAL soon.

Old man didn't have that kind of money on him (and certainly not right away), but said that his son, who trained Dolphins for the Navy, was visiting him and he might be able to get it quickly.

Thug replied, "I don't care about the (expletive deleted) Dolphins, just have your boy bring me my money!"

The gentleman calls his son and asks him to hurry. Son arrives in short order. Thug threatens to beat him up as well. Son calmly tells the boorish jerk, "Threats of violence and intimidation are felonies."

The (bleep)hole explodes, "You're gonna be sleeping with your •••• Dolphins tonight, big mouth!" right before launching a physical attack on the young man.

The son knocks out the thug with (at most) two quick moves and after making sure his would-be attacker is no longer a threat, he reminds his father, "Umm, Dad, I've told you before, I don't train Dolphins, I train SEALs."

By MarkSHoyle (Bolo) on Tuesday, September 20, 2022 - 02:32 pm: Edit

Version I've been seeing, son arrives, 10 seals jump out and deal with the jerk...


Saw a meme about the retirement of the Enterprise USS 1701-D...During it's last flight, was escorted by a heavily modified B-52X....