The USN trains Dolphins right next to the SEAL training base. Shawn Ryan tells a story about almost wandering into their pens.

By Paul Howard (Raven) on Thursday, September 22, 2022 - 02:44 am: Edit

No Beer and no TV make Homer go MAD!!!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-62990366

Well, thats the no beer aspect sorted out!!

By Ted Fay (Catwhoeatsphoto) on Tuesday, September 27, 2022 - 08:59 am: Edit

The British postal service will be renamed the Charles III Post Office, after the new king.

C-3PO

By Mike Erickson (Mike_Erickson) on Tuesday, September 27, 2022 - 11:32 am: Edit

lol!

By Jeff Anderson (Jga) on Tuesday, September 27, 2022 - 01:17 pm: Edit

What's next? Renaming the folks who are supposed to be improving public transportation as the Rail Research and Development Department, R2-D2?

By Garth L. Getgen (Sgt_G) on Saturday, October 01, 2022 - 11:32 am: Edit

A farmer started raising rabbits to sell. One morning, he saw a fox in the rabbit pen, so he grabbed his hunting rifle. He took his best shot, but he missed the target by a hare.


Garth L. Getgen

By Jason E. Schaff (Jschaff297061) on Saturday, October 01, 2022 - 04:10 pm: Edit

Mr. Getgen:

You have won an amazing prize for that joke. It is just down the hall, behind the door marked, "Booth."

(Does anyone know, what is today's setting?)

By Jessica Orsini (Jessica_Orsini) on Saturday, October 01, 2022 - 04:29 pm: Edit

Jason: Today's setting is "Macarthur Park" on repeat.

By Douglas Lampert (Dlampert) on Saturday, October 01, 2022 - 06:05 pm: Edit

So not all that bad, I just looked at a list of covers, there are a lot of them, but none by Shatner.

By Jeff Guthridge (Jeff_Guthridge) on Saturday, October 01, 2022 - 06:21 pm: Edit

Fear the day the booth is set to “Hayseed Dixie”…. Google at your own risk.

By Jeff Anderson (Jga) on Sunday, October 02, 2022 - 12:21 am: Edit

Whenever there's a Gorn outside The Booth, I fear they may have it set with the Barney Song set on endless repeat; that is truly a horror beyond measure...

By Jeff Guthridge (Jeff_Guthridge) on Sunday, October 02, 2022 - 05:16 am: Edit

Jeff, while the horror of your statement rings true, ask a parent about their ability to smile and tune out their toddler’s favorites…. Something, something, baby shark, something…

By Jean Sexton Beddow (Jsexton) on Sunday, October 02, 2022 - 05:46 pm: Edit

Just a head's up -- today, the booth is set on an endless loop of Baby Beluga.

By Steve Stewart (Stevestewart) on Monday, October 03, 2022 - 07:23 am: Edit

I am cautious about making suggestions after my last one (SPP sentenced me to a considerable period in the booth), but I can't help think that "It's a Small World" is probably the worst one.

You're humming it now, aren't you....

By Mike Grafton (Mike_Grafton) on Monday, October 03, 2022 - 08:20 am: Edit

I had "Women" by Foreigner stuck in my head for a few weeks. Which drove me bats because I don't know all the words. And I couldn't remember WHAT THE DARN SONG NAME was so I couldn't excise the earworm.

"Women wanting sympathy, women feeling ecstasy, women who live in fantasy of bringing man to his knees..." on a loop... For weeks.

By Ginger McMurray (Gingermcmurray) on Monday, October 03, 2022 - 08:37 am: Edit

That happens to me a lot. You can put lyrics into Google and find the song name pretty easily. Usually with a link to a video for a rapid exorcism.

By Jeff Anderson (Jga) on Monday, October 03, 2022 - 11:22 am: Edit

Steve Stewart, your post reminded me of a "Cure" I came up with once. "What can I do to ruin this song?"

In the case of "Small World," I came up with parody lyrics of fear and isolation.

Even worse was when I had the Police song, "Every Breath You Take;" I just sang along with it doing my impression of Peter Lorre and, "Bam," instant ruin! It turned a love song into a stalker.

By Jessica Orsini (Jessica_Orsini) on Monday, October 03, 2022 - 01:20 pm: Edit

"Total Eclipse of the Heart", but regrettably reworded:

...
Every now and then I'm gonna fart
Cause I'll stink it up tonight
Yeah I'll stink it more than ever
And the smell I'm makin' ain't right
And these lyrics aren't too clever
...
Once upon a time I was holding it in
But now I really don't have the heart
There's nothing I can do
I'm total emitting the fart

(Yeah, I know, I know...heading to the Booth now. Settings are on Smellovision, "Soylent Green".)

By Ted Fay (Catwhoeatsphoto) on Monday, October 03, 2022 - 02:56 pm: Edit

Speaking of bathroom humor:

Let One Go

By Richard Eitzen (Rbeitzen) on Monday, October 03, 2022 - 03:00 pm: Edit

Look up 'Baby Shark'.

By Russ Simkins (Madcowak) on Monday, October 03, 2022 - 03:28 pm: Edit

I've wondered if Disney's acquisition of the Star Wars franchise was to do away with the flawed Deathstar weapon and pair Emperor Sidious with a truly unstoppable, unconscionable, horrific weapon in "It's a small world". Finally a weapon wielded by stormtroopers that cannot miss.

By Ted Fay (Catwhoeatsphoto) on Monday, October 03, 2022 - 03:37 pm: Edit

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Quote:

Look up 'Baby Shark'.

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By Steve Cole (Stevecole) on Monday, October 03, 2022 - 05:33 pm: Edit

There's a bathroom on the right.

By Soeren Klein (Ogdrklein) on Tuesday, October 04, 2022 - 12:34 am: Edit

Baby Shark reminds me of

Pink Fluffy Unicorn Dancing on Rainbows
(24 Hours Insanity Version)

Makes any booth inmate talk.

Mit freundlichen Grüßen

Soeren Klein

By Jeff Anderson (Jga) on Tuesday, October 04, 2022 - 01:36 am: Edit

SVC, does the bathroom have any microphones set up?

It might be worthwhile to have some recordings in the can.