Official Star Fleet 3d pistol target

By Steve Petrick (Petrick) on Saturday, August 11, 2018 - 01:51 pm: Edit

MY EYES! MY EYES!

@#$&*(& Couldn't you post some kind of warning?

By Richard B. Eitzen (Rbeitzen) on Saturday, August 11, 2018 - 02:06 pm: Edit

It BuRnSsSsSs @!@$%&!@!#....

By Matthew G Lawson (Mglawson) on Saturday, August 11, 2018 - 04:04 pm: Edit

I hope I did the Fralli justice, but then again, they're Fralli.

By Garth L. Getgen (Sgt_G) on Saturday, August 11, 2018 - 04:31 pm: Edit

I did a Google image search to make sure this wasn't too close to Twilight Zone: Eye Of The Beholder. Now I'm going to have nightmares after looking at not one but two different "lovely" species.


Garth L. Getgen

By Jean Sexton (Jsexton) on Saturday, August 11, 2018 - 04:38 pm: Edit

Bad, BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD Steve

By Richard B. Eitzen (Rbeitzen) on Saturday, August 11, 2018 - 05:09 pm: Edit

Ow, right in the face! At least I can't see anything now. Thanks Jean!

By Jeffrey George Anderson (Jeff) on Saturday, August 11, 2018 - 05:31 pm: Edit

Looks kinda like that last blind date those pranksters set me up on...

By Mike Curtis (Nashvillen) on Saturday, August 11, 2018 - 09:35 pm: Edit

I am in shock. Where did you get the picture of my bathroom re-modeler contractor?

By Russ Simkins (Madcowak) on Sunday, August 12, 2018 - 05:31 am: Edit

Is that hair? Shouldn't it be sticking straight out from the static charge or is this guy using Pennzoil hair products?

I'm guessing he is the finest looking actor on their planet and this pic has been seriously photoshopped to dull the ugly. They should've spent a few more hours working on it.

"U.G.L.Y. you ain't got no alibi, you ugly." -cheerleaders from Goldie Hawn movie Wildcats

By Terry O'Carroll (Terryoc) on Sunday, August 12, 2018 - 07:08 am: Edit

He looks like a FiB (Fralli in Black).

By Steve Cole (Stevecole) on Monday, August 13, 2018 - 02:35 pm: Edit

I tried to modify the original art to show bullet holes but you just cannot do that without going into 3d mode.

By Jean Sexton (Jsexton) on Monday, August 13, 2018 - 03:09 pm: Edit

Somebody is apparently in search of a whanging. (sigh)

By Richard B. Eitzen (Rbeitzen) on Monday, August 13, 2018 - 04:01 pm: Edit

It is plausible that there would be no bullet holes. It's hard to be accurate firing at something you are unwilling to look at.

By Mike Curtis (Nashvillen) on Monday, August 13, 2018 - 09:57 pm: Edit

I printed it off, had to call the plotter repair guy as the plotter broke.

I tried to take it to the range, but they wouldn't let me in the building with it.

I tried to throw it out, but the trash guy left it on the side of the road.

I tried to burn it but the match wouldn't lite...

By Gregory S Flusche (Vandor) on Tuesday, August 14, 2018 - 03:34 pm: Edit

If he is in search of a good whanging? then He must be in happy and healthy.

By Steve Zamboni (Szamboni) on Wednesday, August 15, 2018 - 11:29 am: Edit

While I was walking down the beach one bright and sunny day,
I saw a great big wooden box a-floatin’ in the bay.
I pulled it in and opened it up and much to my surprise,
Oh, I discovered a Fralli head, right before my eyes.
Oh, I discovered a Fralli head, right before my eyes.

I picked it up and ran to town as happy as a king.
I took it to a guy I knew who’d buy most any thing.
But this is what he hollered at me as I walked in his shop:
Oh, get outta here with that Fralli head, before I call a cop!
Oh, get outta here with that Fralli head, before I call a cop!

I turned around and got right out, a-runnin’ for my life,
And than I took it home with me to give it to my wife.
But this is what she hollered at me as I walked in the door:
Oh, get outta here with that Fralli head, and don’t come back no more!
Oh, get outta here with that Fralli head, and don’t come back no more!

I wandered all around the town until I chanced to meet
A hobo who was looking for a hand-out on the street.
He said he’d take most any old thing, he was a desperate man,
But when I showed him the Fralli head, he turned around and ran!
Oh, when I showed him the Fralli head, he turned around and ran!

I wandered on for many years, a victim of my fate,
Until one day I came upon St. Peter at the gate,
And when I tried to take it inside, he told me where to go:
Get outta here with that Fralli head, and take it down below!
Oh, get outta here with that Fralli head, and take it down below!

The moral of this story is, if you’re out on the beach,
And you should see a great big box, and it’s within your reach...
Don’t ever stop and open it up, that’s my advice to you,
‘Cause you’ll never get rid of the Fralli head, no matter what you do!
Oh, you’ll never get rid of the Fralli head, no matter what you do!

By Jean Sexton (Jsexton) on Wednesday, August 15, 2018 - 02:04 pm: Edit

I don't know whether to laugh or whang.

By Shawn Hantke (Shantke) on Wednesday, August 15, 2018 - 02:10 pm: Edit

Why not both?

By Richard B. Eitzen (Rbeitzen) on Wednesday, August 15, 2018 - 02:10 pm: Edit

Why not do both?

By Steve Petrick (Petrick) on Wednesday, August 15, 2018 - 02:20 pm: Edit

If SVC or I did what Steve Zamboni has done, Jean would whang first and laugh after, no question about it. (And it would be impossible to tell if she was simply laughing about the joy of whanging or about the inventiveness of the jape.)

By Steve Zamboni (Szamboni) on Wednesday, August 15, 2018 - 02:29 pm: Edit

The fact that I haven't mailed in my September ships yet is probably the only thing keeping her from welding the door closed on the booth...

By Steve Cole (Stevecole) on Thursday, August 16, 2018 - 01:54 pm: Edit

I was thinking of having this posted to Shapeways for sale as a "bust" but they said it was so ugly it would violate their community standards.

By Jean Sexton (Jsexton) on Thursday, August 16, 2018 - 02:14 pm: Edit

*Glares* at SVC

By Richard B. Eitzen (Rbeitzen) on Thursday, August 16, 2018 - 02:16 pm: Edit

Well, I don't think their 3d printer could print it.