Stacy, Loren is not a rat. I was trying to overlook either your confusion (if he's a Tholian, he isn't a rat) or your name-calling. Besides I know what he's talking about!

To paraphrase someone we know ... He needs his head to write. He needs his fingers to write (and draw). He doesn't need his legs to write ...

(Loren, thanks for being a good sport and letting us tease you!)

By Gary Plana (Garyplana) on Wednesday, March 31, 2010 - 09:30 am: Edit

Anyhow, at lest that explains why Tholians don't have any legs at'll and mostly just float in mid-air.

By Loren Knight (Loren) on Wednesday, March 31, 2010 - 11:19 am: Edit

Tholpeds are mentioned in the Cap Log Tholian biology article; else I would not have mentioned them in public. I know how sensitive some are to that kind of thing.

Pillar Tholians became legless apparently when a large group of Tholpeds succumbed to Stazzibribarrrtly syndrome.

By Stacy Brian Bartley (Bartley) on Wednesday, March 31, 2010 - 08:27 pm: Edit

Jean
You see you keep closing me down on one side, but leave me open on the other! So while I am not allowed to call Loren a "rat", I AM allowed to do with his loose limb what Beowulf did to Grendel!
regards
Stacy

PS "Stazzibribarrrtly syndrome."? Sounds like Gorn trying to blow a raspberry!

By Jean Sexton (Jsexton) on Wednesday, March 31, 2010 - 09:25 pm: Edit

Stacy if you damage anything on Loren that he needs for writing, then the #8 Griswold will be applied to you appropriately and liberally.

As he needs most of his body parts, then the only thing you may use his loose limb on is a leg ...

By Stacy Brian Bartley (Bartley) on Wednesday, March 31, 2010 - 09:34 pm: Edit

There are OTHER parts he doesn't need to write...

BWa-hahahahahahaha!

regards
Stacy

By Thomas Mathews (Turtle) on Wednesday, March 31, 2010 - 09:36 pm: Edit

finds a good safe close place to watch the flying griswold from.

By Stacy Brian Bartley (Bartley) on Wednesday, March 31, 2010 - 09:45 pm: Edit

Hey I obey the LETTER of the ruling!
regards
Stacy

By Jean Sexton (Jsexton) on Wednesday, March 31, 2010 - 09:52 pm: Edit

Just remember that *I* decide what impairs Loren's writing and that whatever you do to him with the loose limb that so impairs him shall be done unto you with the #8 Griswold.

By Loren Knight (Loren) on Wednesday, March 31, 2010 - 09:55 pm: Edit

I need my legs to go to the bathroom, otherwise it ruins the keyboard.

By Stacy Brian Bartley (Bartley) on Wednesday, March 31, 2010 - 09:57 pm: Edit

Loren
One word "Depends!"

Jean
Loren may swear he needs various body parts to write, but the truth is he doesn't have a leg to stand on!

regards
Stacy

By Thomas Mathews (Turtle) on Wednesday, March 31, 2010 - 11:20 pm: Edit

Gives Web Mom a second #8 Griswold. I'm sure she's an expert marksman with either hand and can be twice as quick with one in each hand for offenders.

By Fred J. Kreller (Kreller1) on Thursday, April 01, 2010 - 01:29 am: Edit

A dual wielding Jean??? The Juggernaut has nothing on *that*.

By Jean Sexton (Jsexton) on Thursday, April 01, 2010 - 07:42 am: Edit

I already have two (she says darkly). So far, situations have not required their simultaneous use ...

By Jeff Wile (Jswile) on Thursday, April 01, 2010 - 01:38 pm: Edit

(***envisions a double #8 griswold strike along bothsides of Stacy's head***)

(Starts digging the fox hole deeper, and wondering how deep the hole has to be, to be safe... and thinking it may not be enough!)

By Reid Hupach (Gwbison) on Thursday, April 01, 2010 - 03:21 pm: Edit

Jeff if you dig too deep I might just accidentally fall in

By Kosta Michalopoulos (Kosmic) on Thursday, April 01, 2010 - 04:03 pm: Edit

...and that would be bad.

By Reid Hupach (Gwbison) on Thursday, April 01, 2010 - 07:54 pm: Edit

For Jeeff if he's hiding down there

By Jeff Wile (Jswile) on Thursday, April 01, 2010 - 08:02 pm: Edit

No sweat Reid!

Since you lost so much weight, I might actually be able to throw you back out!

(good thing I joined a health club, I'm back to bench pressing 400 pounds! its probably ok so long as you don't start gaining those extra pounds...

By Jean Sexton (Jsexton) on Friday, April 02, 2010 - 08:18 am: Edit

I wouldn't whang both sides of Stacy's head. That would be really mean and might rattle his brainbox too much.

I'd go for matching kneecaps ...



Isn't it fortunate I've never had to actually use the dual attack?

By Reid Hupach (Gwbison) on Friday, April 02, 2010 - 11:40 am: Edit

I'm suprized you havent used it on me yet jean

By Stacy Brian Bartley (Bartley) on Friday, April 02, 2010 - 12:00 pm: Edit

So are we Reid! So are WE!
regards
Stacy

By Jean Sexton (Jsexton) on Friday, April 02, 2010 - 12:31 pm: Edit

Reid, you haven't done whangable offenses. Yours have been boothable offenses.

By Fred J. Kreller (Kreller1) on Friday, April 02, 2010 - 12:58 pm: Edit

That *almost* makes me feel sorry for Reid.

By Gary Plana (Garyplana) on Sunday, April 25, 2010 - 01:27 pm: Edit

The old zombie Fralli argument has resurfaced again...

Just imagine a refrigerated meat locker stuffed full of undead Fralli with wires stuck in their ears or connected to neck studs ala Frankenstein's Monster ...

Thousands of them hooked up in series-parallel powering the Great Machine from BABYLON 5, or the machine from the old movie FORBIDDEN PLANET.

This image is worth a thousand words in explaining why the Fralli didn't make it from PD1 into GPD3 or 4.